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    Say Sayonara To Sense

    | Midwest, USA |

    (A customer approaches the counter. She offers me a very large bag of clothing, and indicates that she would like to return all of the items.)

    Me: “Wow, I’m sorry none of these worked out for you. Is there something wrong with them?”

    Customer: “Oh, honey…every single one of them is too small.”

    Me: “That’s too bad. I’d be happy to give you a refund.”

    Customer: “All the sizes have changed. You have to buy everything at least two sizes bigger these days. Everything is made in Japan these days. You know they’re so much smaller than we are. That’s why all the sizes are wrong!”