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    SASS: Subtle Artificial Sassy Server

    | Pennsylvania, USA | Extra Stupid

    (I’m working the cash register at an arcade. This arcade is known for having an animatronic band that performs.)

    Me: “Hi, can I help you?”

    Customer: “Medium pizza, pepperoni on half…” *mumbles and trails off*

    Me: “Can you please repeat that last part?”

    Customer: *mumbles*

    Me: “I’m sorry, a medium pizza with pepperoni on half and what else?”

    Customer, to his son: “Now look at how cheap this technology is. It can’t even tell what I’m saying! D*** robots.”

    Me: “Um…sir? Is there a problem?”

    Guest, to his son: “Look! It can tell I’m a man. Maybe this hunk of metal isn’t that bad. It does look pretty real. I just wonder why they didn’t make it thinner and cuter.”

    Me: “Oh, thanks. Maybe it’s ’cause I’m not a robot?”

    Customer: “Sure you’re not.”

    (He later gets into an argument with a manager and accuses him of being a robot. He then tries to “ruin the scrap metal” by throwing a glass of water at him.)