This Marriage Has Gone Straight Down The Toilet

(My parents have just come home from going out to dinner for their anniversary. My dad is carrying a small stack of new toilet seats. )

Me: “Mom, did you give dad new toilet seats for your anniversary?”

Mom: “Sure did.”

Dad: “Thanks honey. I think I’ll go install them so I can test one out.”

Mom: “Alright, let me know if it’s more comfy than the old one.”

Me: “Is this what marriage becomes after 30 years?”

Mom: “Pretty much.”