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    Sanity Overboard

    | USA | Tourists/Travel, Transportation

    (I work for the boutiques onboard various cruise ships. Even though jeweler is my professional position, we also have emergency duties such as lowering the life-boats, guiding guests and such. Mine is to muster guests to their muster position before the abandon-ship signal is given. The guests are all sitting in the grand dining room which is at the very back of the ship.)

    Guest: “So when the emergency signal is sounded, we just all come here?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am, this is your muster station in the event of an emergency. When the abandon-ship signal is given, we guide you to your assigned lifeboat.”

    (Because there are so many guests on the ship, we don’t take them to the lifeboat when it is just a drill like this; we explain to them over the PA the procedure.)

    Guest: “Why haven’t you taken us to our lifeboats already?!”

    Me: “That was just explained, ma’am; as you can see, there are a lot of guests onboard, and it is really unnecessary—”

    Guest: “LIES! YOU’RE LYING!”

    (The guest then looks out of the window at the back of the ship; all you can see in the sea behind us.)

    Guest: “THERE’S NOT EVEN ANY LIFEBOATS ON BOARD! YOU’RE LYING! YOU JUST WANT US ALL TO STAY HERE AND DIE LIKE THE TITANIC!”