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    Sanguine Mealtime Entertainment

    | Rockville, MD, USA | Food & Drink

    Customer: “Do you have any crayons?”

    Me: “Sorry, ma’am. Unfortunately, we are all out and our shipment doesn’t come in until Tuesday.”

    Customer: “Well what is my child supposed to color with?! Her blood?”