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    Salad Of The Dead

    | Tucson, AZ, USA | Uncategorized

    (Two customers are having a conversation as they order.)

    Customer #1: “I have a whole bunch of studying for school this weekend. I have a test in one class, and I have to memorize the Greek alphabet for my sorority.”

    Customer #2: “Wait, you have to memorize the Greek alphabet? That’s, like, so stupid. What use are you going to have memorizing the alphabet to a dead language? Or wait, is it dead? Or do some people still speak it?

    Customer #1: “No, it’s dead. Or, maybe they still speak it in Greece. I think.”

    Me: “Hello, what can I get for you?”

    Customer #1: “Greek salad!”