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Safety Before Stupid Customers

| Utah | Food & Drink

(I’m a delivery driver. This happens at the customer’s doorstep.)

Me: “That will be $26.52.”

(The customer hands me a $100 bill.)

Me: “Ma’am, we only carry $20 in change. Do you have any smaller bills?”

Customer: “Um, no, that’s stupid! Why don’t you carry more?”

Me: “It’s a safety issue. Do you have a card we can put it on?”

Customer: “How is it a safety issue for employees to give customers their change?”

Me: “If we could carry a lot of money, and people found out, we would get robbed a lot more.”

Customer: “So, you mean to tell me that they care more about their employees’ safety than customer service?”

Me: “I guess so.”

Customer: “Well, that’s bulls***!” *slams the door in my face*