Safe To Assume There Are No Insecurities Here

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Uncategorized

(After taking the customers name, phone number, credit card info.)

Me: “To finish creating your account, I need an answer to a reminder question. In what city were you born?”

Customer: “That is way too personal.”

Me: “Okay. We have a few other questions. What is your pet’s name? What is your favorite television show? What is your favorite pastime?”

Customer: “Ask me my favorite pasttime.”

Me: “What is your favorite pastime?”

Customer: “Making loooooooove.”