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    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    (After taking the customers name, phone number, credit card info.)

    Me: “To finish creating your account, I need an answer to a reminder question. In what city were you born?”

    Customer: “That is way too personal.”

    Me: “Okay. We have a few other questions. What is your pet’s name? What is your favorite television show? What is your favorite pastime?”

    Customer: “Ask me my favorite pasttime.”

    Me: “What is your favorite pastime?”

    Customer: “Making loooooooove.”