(All of our hotel rooms have safes. Each safe has a set of instructions on how to input your own 4-digit code.)

Me: “Front desk, how may I help you?”

Guest: “What’s my code?”

Me: “I’m sorry? Your code?”

Guest: “Yes, my 4-digit secret code?”

Me: “You make it up yourself. We aren’t allowed to know it.”

Guest: “I make it up myself? How am I supposed to know what code to use?”