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    Sadly Wasn’t Born Yesterday

    | Ohio, USA Extra Stupid

    (Note: this customer has heard that a girl is celebrating her birthday on Friday the 13th.)

    Customer: “I hope my birthday never falls on Friday the 13th!”

    Me: “When’s your birthday?”

    Customer: “May 20th!”

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