Sadly, This Amounts To A Sex Life
(A customer and her two teenagers come up to my register at the theater.)
Me: “Welcome to [Movie Theater]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Why is 28 Days Later rated R?”
Me: “Violence, bad language, intense scenes, and nudity.”
Customer: “What kind of nudity?”
Me: “Uh, I don’t know. Let me ask.”
(I turn off the mic and turn to my manager.)
Me: “What kind of nudity is in 28 Days Later?”
Manager: “Male.”
(I turn the mic back on and speak to the customer.)
Me: *to customer* “It’s male nudity.”
Customer: “Oh, we’re seeing this!”
Customer’s Teenagers: “Mom!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?