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    , | New York, NY, USA |

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like some of your free Wi-fries.”

    Me: “Um, excuse me?”

    Customer: “I heard on your commercial that you were offering free Wi-fries.”

    Me: “Oh, you must have misunderstood. It means we offer free wireless internet here, not free fries.”

    Customer: “Oh man, I was looking forward to trying a new kind of fry.”