Me: “Hello, I am with [car company] calling about your recent service visit.”

Woman: “Why the h*** are you calling me?! It’s sushi time!”

(At that point, her husband takes the phone away from her.)

Husband: “Sorry, my wife is just insensitive sometimes.” *to his wife* “Honey, just shut up!” *back to me* “Geez, you called during sushi time.”

Me: “Uh, well, I just have a survey about your service visit.”

Husband: “I’d love to do it, but I’m eating. It’s sushi time.”

Me: “Should I call back, or would you rather just have me remove you from the list?”

Husband: “It’s sushi time.”

Me: “I’ll just remove you.”

Husband: *hangs up*