It’s Nothing Special
(I’m chatting online with my husband, who is at work, about the chores I’m doing at home today.)
Me: “Box is outside in sun, sprayed down with purification oil and water. Hoping to de-must a bit.”
Husband: “Purification oil?”
Me: “[Friend] left me some purification oil when we were making bug spray a few months back. It’s an essential oil blend.”
Me: “It’s not some weird blessing I’m putting on the box.”
Husband: “What’s it got in it?”
Me: *after checking the bottle and coming up with no info* “Oil.”
Husband: “Essential oils of which things?”
Me: “Plants.”
Husband: “So you don’t know which ones?”
Me: “Special plants?”
Husband: “All plants are special.”
Me: “That’s just another way of saying none of them are.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?