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    (A patron approaches me after sitting through a 3 hour classical concert.)

    Patron: “Excuse me, when do they start dancing?”

    Me: “Um, there is no dancing ma’am.”

    Patron: “Isn’t this Riverdance?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. This is the New Zealand Symphony orchestra. Riverdance is on at the theatre next door, and finished about an hour ago.”

    Patron: “Why didn’t you tell me? I thought this was the warm up act.”