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    | Hattiesburg, MS, USA | Extra Stupid, Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    (I am working the salad bar at our buffet restaurant and overhear a conversation between a little girl and her mother.)

    Girl: “Mom, can I have some of those pickles?”

    Mom: “Those aren’t pickles. They are cucumbers. They are pickles before they turn ripe.”