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    Righteous Insinuation

    | Broomfield, CO, USA |

    (A lady is looking at cross jewelry while the manager is helping her. Note that the manager is female and is a bit heavy set.)

    Customer: “Do you have a coworker that can help me?”

    Manager: “I’m afraid not. Is there a problem?”

    Customer: “I don’t want to be helped by someone that’s pregnant but hasn’t gotten married.”

    Manager: “Um…well…I’m a virgin.”

    Customer: *goes wide-eyed and quickly leaves*