(I volunteer at a theater where a lot of Broadway national tours come through. The show “Jersey Boys” is at the theater for a few weeks. Also, there is a symphony going on at the other theater in the building. I’m taking tickets for Jersey Boys when an elderly patron approaches me.)

Me: “Are you here for the symphony or the musical?”

Patron: “Yeah, uh, Jersey Shore?”

Me: “Do you mean Jersey Boys?”

Patron: “Yeah, that one.”