Customer: “Where are the bread donuts?”

Boss: “Um, sorry sir? All our donuts are a yeast base.”

Customer: “No, no, bread donuts! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN BAKING! BREAD DONUTS!”

Boss: “I’m not sure what you mean. I’m sorry, sir.”

(The customer storms off grumbling to himself and makes it about 10 feet.)

Customer: “Oh! Here they are.”

Boss: “Sir, those are bagels.”