Right Next To The Special Chinese Gefilte Fish
Customer: “Miss, I need some ranch for my crab rangoon.”
Me: “I’m sorry, Ma’am, we don’t serve ranch here.”
Customer: “What kind of god-d**ned Chinese restaurant doesn’t have ranch? What? You don’t have barbeque sauce either?”
Me: “No, ma’am, we don’t. I’m very sorry. I could walk down to the pizza place next door and get you a container of ranch.”
Customer: “NO! I WANT YOUR SPECIAL CHINESE RANCH!”
Me: “Ma’am, we do not serve ‘special Chinese ranch.’ I’m very sorry, but like I said, I ca–”
Customer: “WHATEVER, YOU G**D**NED C**T!” *storms out*
This story was included in our Chinese Restaurant Roundup.
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