Right Next To The Special Chinese Gefeltifish

| Omaha, NE, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “Miss, I need some ranch for my crab rangoon.”

Me: “I’m sorry, Ma’am, we don’t serve ranch here.”

Customer: “What kind of g**d**ned Chinese restaurant doesn’t have ranch? What? You don’t have barbeque sauce either?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we don’t. I’m very sorry. I could walk down to the pizza place next door and get you a container of ranch.”

Customer: “NO! I WANT YOUR SPECIAL CHINESE RANCH!”

Me: “Ma’am, we do not serve ‘special Chinese ranch.’ I’m very sorry, but like I said, I ca–”

Customer: “WHATEVER, YOU G**D**NED C**T!” *storms out*