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    Rich Has Checked Out

    | Michigan, USA | Funny Names

    (This is an independent bank with only four loan officers.)

    Me: “Here’s you receipt. Are you all set?”

    Customer: “I need to speak with my loan officer for a minute.”

    Me: “Okay, that’s Joe. Let me check if he’s available.”

    Customer: “No! Rich is my loan officer.”

    Me: “No, Joe is. He talked to you last week, remember? Tall guy with a moustache?”

    Customer: “Rich has been my loan officer for eight years. I want to speak with him!”

    Me: “Rich died three years ago.”

    Customer: *silence*

    Me: “So, I’ll get Joe?’”

    Customer: “Right, Joe.”