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Resistance Is Futile
Library | Athens, GA, USA
(Woman is filling out a library card application.)
Librarian: “Ma’am, I need your middle name as well.”
Woman: “Why?”
Librarian: “We have a lot of duplicate entries, so we’re required to ask for middle names now.”
Woman: “I don’t want to give you my middle name.”
Librarian: “Ma’am, I already have your social security number. Giving me your middle name won’t hurt.”
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