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Repeated Lottery Numbers

, | Australia | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Money

(I’ve been working here for two years and never been jokingly asked for the lotto numbers before.)

Me: “Is there anything else today?”

Customer #1: “The winning lotto numbers?”

Me: “Aha, sir, if I had them I doubt I’d be working here.”

(The customer laughs and walks away. About six hours later I’m serving someone else.)

Me: “Anything else?”

Customer #2: “Oh, yes, I’d also like the winning lotto numbers!”

Me: *pause* “Huh. You know, that’s the second time I’ve been asked that today!”

Customer #2: “Ha, weird. So do you have them?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I gave them to the first guy. It wouldn’t be fair to tell you as well.”

Customer #2: “Touché.”