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    Repeat After Me: Names Are Your Friends

    | East Lansing, MI, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Can I get a vegetarian burrito with chicken?”

    Me: “You mean, a chicken burrito?”

    Customer: “Well, what’s in that?”

    Me: “Chicken.”

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