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    Remote Possibilities Are A Waste Of Time

    | PEI, Canada | Top

    Customer: “My cable box is broken.”

    Me: “What seems to be the issue?”

    Customer: “Roughly every 1 minute the channel goes up. I tried turning it off and on, I tried unplugging it, I made sure no one was sitting on the remote, nothing works, you guys gave me a broken box!”

    Me: “What does it currently show on the front of the box sir?”

    Customer: “Channel 932.”

    Me: “And what time is it sir?”

    Customer: “9:32. Oh.” *hangs up*