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    Remote Chance Of A Refund

    | Missoula, MT, USA | Liars & Scammers

    Customer: “Hi, I would like to return this TV.”

    Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem with it?”

    Customer: “It doesn’t work right.”

    Me: “Okay, I will just have to take a look at it. May I see your receipt?”

    Customer: “You can’t look at the TV. It doesn’t work, that’s all! You need to know give me my money and send it back!”

    Me: “Sir, it is store policy. I have to look at the returned item before I can give you your refund.”

    (The customer stays silent. We open box to find a remote actually stuck into the TV screen.)

    Customer: “So, am I not gonna get that refund now?”