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    Remember Remember, Dismember Or Distemper

    | Madison, WI, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Thank you for calling [pet clinic]. How may I help you today?”

    Client: “My dog is due for it’s dismemberment shot.”

    Me: “Distemper? We can set up an appointment for that.”

    Client: “Yes, dismemberment. I need my dog to get his dismemberment shot.”

    Me: “Distemper.”

    Client: “How much is the dismemberment shot?”

    Me: “The distemper vaccine is [vaccine]. Would you like to set up an appointment for your dog to receive the distemper vaccine?”

    Client: “Yes, please. I would like you to dismember my dog.”