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    Relatively Misspeaking

    | London, UK |

    Me: “Your next of kin is listed as your ‘cousin’s sister’?”

    Student: “Yes.”

    Me: “You do realize your cousin’s sister is still your cousin right?”

    Student: “No, it’s my cousin’s sister.”

    Me: “That’s still your cousin.”

    Student: “No, it’s my first cousin’s sister!”