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    Refund Rejects

    | Houston, TX, USA |

    (A couple returns from a theatre to get a refund on a movie they have just seen.)

    Customer: “I need my money back.”

    Manager: Which movie was it for?

    Customer:Kate and Leopold. That was the worst movie, ever!”

    Manager: “That movie just ended. I can’t give you a refund for a movie you watched all the way through.”

    Customer: “Well, if there were a roach in my food at a restaurant, I would get my money back!”

    Manager: “Not if you eat the whole meal, roach and all!”