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    Redial By Fire

    | Franklin, TN, USA | Top

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “I saw [doctor] last week, and was calling about my test results.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. You have the wrong number.”

    Caller: “Oh, sorry.”

    (Not 5 seconds later, the phone rings again.)

    Caller: “I saw [doctor] last week and was calling about my test results.”

    Me: “Sir, I’m afraid you’ve dialed the wrong number again.”

    Caller: “This isn’t [doctor’s] office?”

    Me: “No, sir, this is a women’s clothing store.”

    Caller: “Oh, sorry.”

    (5 seconds later.)

    Caller: “I saw [doctor] last week and was calling about my test results.”

    Me: Sir, you’ve called [store] again.

    Caller: “**** it! I’m calling the right number, why do you keep answering?”

    Me: “Sir, the office number is very close to ours, so maybe when you’re dialing the numbers, you’ve been accidentally hitting a wrong key?”

    Caller: “What numbers? I’ve been hitting redial!”