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    Redefine Online

    | KY, USA |

    (I work in the warehouse for a large, online-only retailer. I am standing outside talking to friends at the bus stop. A man drives past, slowing down to talk to me.)

    Driver: “Hey, what’s this place here?”

    Me: “It’s a warehouse for [online retailer]. This is where we ship out orders and whatnot.”

    Driver: “So, I can go in there and pack up my own stuff to take home?”

    Me: “No, you order things online. We process it, pack it, and then send it to you.”

    Driver: “Wait. This isn’t a store?”

    Me: “No, sir. We’re online only.”

    Driver: “Well, then why do you have facilities? Doesn’t all that internet stuff come from the internet?”