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    Red Light Bulb Moment

    | Germany | Rude & Risque, Top

    (I am in a recently opened restaurant. I overhear this conversation at the table next to me. At the table is a large family.)

    Customer: “Has there ever been another restaurant in this building? The place looks so familiar.”

    Waitress: “I do not know. The building has been vacant for many years.”

    Customer: “I remember the stained glass windows and the spiral stairs. I am sure I have been here before.”

    (Just then, another waiter passes the table.)

    Waitress: “Do you know if there has ever been another restaurant in this place?”

    Waiter: “No. Until they went out of business a few years ago this place was a brothel.”

    (There is an awkward silence at the table.)