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    Recruiting For New Blood

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Uncategorized

    Donor: “I’ve never seen you here before.”

    Me: “Well, yes, I am relatively new, but I’ve been involved with [blood bank] for a long time.”

    Donor: “So, are you like a volunteer or something?”

    Me: “No, I am an employee. I had to undergo several weeks of training for this.”

    Donor: “But you look too young to be an employee!”

    Me: “I assure you, I am a full employee.”

    Donor: “But you’re only like 14!”

    Me: “Actually sir, I’m 20, almost 21.”

    Donor: “No way!”

    Me: “Let me put it this way. Would you really want a 14 year old volunteer removing a 14 gauge needle from your arm and handling your blood?”

    Donor: “Good point. Carry on.”