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  • Parlez-vous Douchebag
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    • Recipe For An Interesting Evening

    | California, USA |

    Female Customer: “Hi there! Where do you keep your ping-pong balls?”

    Me: “Right over here.” *walks her over to them*

    Customer: “Oh great! Now, where do you sell your Vaseline?”

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