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    Reaching New Heights Of Stupidity

    | Massachusetts, USA |

    (I am on the beginner chairlift with two of my adult students.)

    Customer: “So, when does the mountain close?”

    Me: “We stay open until there is no snow left. This year, the guess is late April.”

    Customer: “So, it’s open past daylight-savings time?”

    Me: “Yes, it is. How is daylight-savings time related to the mountain being open?”

    Customer: “Well, with that extra hour of sunlight, the snow must melt extra fast!”