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    Reaching Crunch Time

    | St. Pete Beach, FL, USA |

    Customer: “I’d like a scoop of chocolate.”

    Me: “Cup or cone?”

    Customer: “Do you have any edible cones?”

    Me: “All of our cones are edible.”

    Customer: “Can I take it with me on the beach?”

    Me: “All cones are entirely portable.”

    Customer: “Do you have any that don’t crunch?”