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    | New York, NY, USA |

    (A customer comes up to the register with three under 5-year-old kids with a “Watchmen” graphic novel.)

    Me: “Hi! So have you seen Watchmen yet?”

    Customer: “No, we are going right after this.”

    Me: “You do know that Watchmen is a very violent movie geared towards adults, right?”

    Customer: “Oh, it’s okay. We’re from the Bronx.”