Rated C For Child Welfare
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m having a problem with your automatic ticket machines. It won’t let me buy children’s tickets.”
Me: “Okay, what movie did you want to see?”
Customer: “Final Destination 3D.”
(I look at the customer’s children, who can barely see over the counter.)
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take your children to that movie. They’re too young.”
Customer: “What the h*** do you mean?! They’re my children!”
Me: “How old are they?”
Customer: “Six and eight.”
Me: “Ma’am, I don’t think you understand how gory it is. A man’s guts get sucked out and then explode in the air! Could I recommend a different movie for you?”
Customer: “No! I’m going to see this movie with my kids!”
Customer’s Husband: “Their favorite movies are Saw 1 and Saw 2!”
Me: “Well, they still can’t go. It’s illegal.”
Customer: “Nothing’s illegal to do with your children!” *storms away with husband and kids*
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