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    Rare Flashes Of Intelligence

    | Arizona, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Police Department, how may I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes. I’m over at the truck stop and there’s a girl here selling perfume. But she’s going around to all the truckers and flashing them. I think she’s selling more than perfume.”

    Me: “Alright sir, I can dispatch an officer. Can you describe the girl to me?”

    Caller: “Oh, about a B cup. Not too bad but nothing you would want to go home and brag to mom about.”

    Me: “Er…what about her hair color and skin color?”

    Caller: “Oh…I guess your question makes more sense now.”