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    Raisin Wine Awareness

    | TX, USA |

    (A customer comes up to the counter, and looks at a bottle of wine we’re sampling.)

    Customer: “What’s this?”

    Me: “It’s a tempranillo.”

    Customer: “What is a ‘temper-nillo’?”

    Me: “It’s a red grape from Spain.”

    (The customer picks up the sample cup, and looks at it in confusion.)

    Customer: “This is a grape? I could’ve sworn this was wine.” *knocks sample back* “How about that!”