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    Questioning The Location Of The Question

    | ON, Canada | Bizarre

    Me: “Good afternoon, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yeah, I got a question!”

    Me: “Okay, how can I help?”

    Caller: “Back in the sixties, me and Burt would drive to ‘Trannah’ to get a corned beef sandwich. The guy would say ‘Pickle on the side?’ and we say ‘Yeah, pickle on the side!’. Now you wanna buy ten, y’uunastan’ but you could only afford one! We ain’t got no money, y’know? These days, y’wanna buy one, ’cause you can’t buy ten. It’ll make ya sick! You’ll throw up!”

    Me: “Yeah, that’ll happen. I hate to cut this story short, but what was your question?”

    Caller: *click*