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    | Santa Clara, CA, USACalifornia | Bizarre

    Customer: “Excuse me, can you tell me what time the mall closes today?”

    Me: “Yeah, seven o’clock, so about five minutes ago.”

    Customer: “Okay. And do you know about how long it takes for everyone to evacuate the mall?”

    Me: “I–what? Why?”

    Customer: “Oh, no reason.”