Questionable Questions

| Santa Clara, CA, USA | California | Bizarre, Uncategorized

Customer: “Excuse me, can you tell me what time the mall closes today?”

Me: “Yeah, seven o’clock, so about five minutes ago.”

Customer: “Okay. And do you know about how long it takes for everyone to evacuate the mall?”

Me: “I–what? Why?”

Customer: “Oh, no reason.”