Queer As Folk Re-Vamped
Customer: “Hey. You were talking about vampire books with the last customer?”
Me: “They’re here on the wall next to the counter.”
Customer: “Do you have any gay ones?”
Me: “Do you mean as in homoerotic literature?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Oh, no. Have you tried [Romance Bookshop] across the road?”
Customer: “Why would I go there? I just want gay vampires.”
Me: “Well, that’s generally a subsection of romance, not sci-fi.”
Customer: “I don’t want romance! I just want gay vampires!”
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