Queer As Folk Re-Vamped

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Customer: “Hey. You were talking about vampire books with the last customer?”

Me: “The’yre here on the wall next to the counter.”

Customer: “Do you have any gay ones?”

Me: “Do you mean as in homoerotic literature?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Oh, no. Have you tried [romance bookshop] across the road?”

Customer: “Why would I go there? I just want gay vampires.”

Me: “Well that’s generally a subsection of romance, not Sci-Fi.”

Customer: “I don’t want romance! I just want gay vampires!”