Unfiltered Story #32722

(At the time, I was a 6th grader on the bus. There were 2 7th grade girls in the seat behind me. One of them saw a duck)

7th grader 1: Look, a duck! Let’s say words that rhyme with duck!

(The 2 7th graders say a few words that rhyme with duck, and some other people behind them start to join in.)

Me: *jokingly* What about the one that starts with f?

7th grader 1: No! You are not getting me to say that word!

7th grader 2: You mean f***?

Me: *deadpan* There are 2 kinds of people.