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    Quaffer Some Free Advice

    | NY, USA | Food & Drink

    Customer #1: “Four shots of Jameson, please. But can we have them for free?”

    Me: “Ha ha, no.”

    Customer #1: “Can we at least have a discount?”

    Customer #2: “We’re all bartenders too!”

    Customer #1: “Except for me. I’m a personal trainer.”

    Me: “Do people ever ask you for free stuff?”

    Customer #1: *annoyed* “Yeah, they want, like, a free hour with me.”

    Me: “So, what do you do?”

    Customer #1: “I SHUT IT DOWN! Just like you did. Good job. High five!”

    (They paid for all the shots, and tipped two dollars for each.)