October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Quaffer Some Free Advice

| NY, USA | Food & Drink

Customer #1: “Four shots of Jameson, please. But can we have them for free?”

Me: “Ha ha, no.”

Customer #1: “Can we at least have a discount?”

Customer #2: “We’re all bartenders too!”

Customer #1: “Except for me. I’m a personal trainer.”

Me: “Do people ever ask you for free stuff?”

Customer #1: *annoyed* “Yeah, they want, like, a free hour with me.”

Me: “So, what do you do?”

Customer #1: “I SHUT IT DOWN! Just like you did. Good job. High five!”

(They paid for all the shots, and tipped two dollars for each.)