November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Putting Your Foot In It

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(My friend and I are door-knocking to raise money for a charity.)

Me: “Hello, ma’am, we’re collecting for [charity]. Would you like to donate?”

Customer: “Oh yeah, sure!”

Me: “Thank you, we really appreciate it!”

Customer: *pauses and suddenly glares* “Don’t look at my feet.”

Me: “Pardon?”

Customer: “You heard!”

(We can’t help it and sneak a look at her feet. She is wearing frog slippers.)

Customer: “DON’T F***ING LOOK AT MY FEET!”