Putting The Spa In Spay
(A customer brings in his dog for a spay.)
Customer: “While she’s out, can you trim her nails? They’re getting real long.”
Me: “Of course, sir. We give all patients under anesthesia a complimentary nail trim.”
Customer: “Oh, you do? Would you give me a free pedicure, too?”
Me: “Uhm…”
Customer: “How about a massage?”
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