Putting The Ship In Fellowship

(We are watching ‘Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.’ It is just at the beginning of the final battle, when an orc shouts ‘Fire at will!’)

Mom: “If they say fire at Will, but he’s not there, who do they shoot?”

Me: “Legolas. They’re the same guy.”

(My mother pauses for a moment, before laughing hysterically. Legolas is played by Orlando Bloom, who also plays Will Turner in the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ films.)