Me: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant]. What would you like today?”

Customer: “I’d like fried rice with the chicken and broccoli.”

Me: “Sure.” *I put food on plate*

Customer: “Now, add lots of the broth on the rice. Lots and lots and lots.”

Me: “Okay.” *I add sauce to rice*

Customer: *watches and starts making noises of pleasure* “Ohhh! Yeah! Ohhh!”

Me: “…”